Jello!!!

So it's been a while since I did a BLOGGY, and my besty asked when I was writing again. UGH.. really? I have nothing to write about. Well I do, but I didn't want to get all serious and self centered. So i asked for inspiration. And she says, "write about JELLO!" ( i am laughing my butt off and thinking "I CAN DO THAT!!") and then she text me (and i quote...) ," Cuz Jakayla informed Jadyn that guys junk feels like jello lol"!!!! I lost it! Mind you that Jakayla is 10 and she is telling this to her 7 year old sister Jadyn this. In my mind it's just funny as hell! But that got me thinking, either Jakayla really likes jello and that was the first descriptive that came to her mind, or she really likes jello and wanted to see what else feels like jello as well. :0)

**** AAAAH HAAA!!! LIGHT BULB CAME ON AT THIS POINT!!**** What else feels like JELLO?? It starts out liquid, then slowly becomes a strange goobery substance, and then turns into the coolest science experiment glob of jiggly weirdness EVER!!!! Who ever came up with this is a genius!! It's tasty with fruit in it. It's fun to play with. It makes an awesome noise when you squish it between your teeth. It's AB. FAB. mixed with liquor (mmmm jello shots!). But still... how do you get "JUNK FEELS LIKE JELLO" ???? A few things that i think feel like jello are:

1.) Big boobs in a supportive bra
2.) Hair Gel still in the bottle
3.) Tay's big booty :0)
4.) The "STUFF" that comes out of guys junk... at least when it gets wet and turns into that ewwwy rubber cement feeling ooze ( BLEHHHHHHHHHH!)
4.) Those toys that you can squish on with your hands that have glitter and stuff in them ( hey, i know what i am talking about here ! LOL)
5.) My thighs
6.) Chicken fat that sits in a pan over night
7.) TOFU... YUCK!!

Then **** ANOTHER LIGHT BULB TURNS ON**** I thought: What would JELLO make even better?

1.) Put it in a hot tub and turn it on!!! HAHA YEAH!!!! BLUBBERY JIGGLY FUN THAT TASTES AMAZING!! :0)
2.) Replace the mud in mud wrestling with random flavors of JELLO and jump in :0)
3.) Give it to someone drunk and hand them a really small baby spoon and tell them to eat it, WITHOUT using their fingers
4.) I have always wondered what it would feel like to fill a water bed with Jello and have it set up.... LETS TRY IT!!! I am curious!
5.) ALCOHOL always makes jello better. Maybe they should add it to the stuff they serve in the hospital. I bet more people would eat it!
6.) And obviously it makes little girls minds BETTER!!! HAHA or at least like their Mommy's!!

I LOVE JELLO!!!!!!!! YAY FOR JELLO!!!! JELLO SHOTS...ANYONE... ANYONE...ANYONE???